My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! ...........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,

in capital letters,

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,

'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,

' Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'

My condition has been upgraded from critical

to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.